You showed up drunk from your friend's house? Here's your dick, apologize

Finally the maids are stuck in the washer, or else how do you fuck her?

Stop looking at your dick and start sucking it

Before we buy a new bed, let's fuck and break this one

Not smart enough to win at checkers — take off your clothes and put your butt on the table

Sister, don't let me stop you from watching TV, or I'll snap and fuck you like a bitch

Rewatched an anime — called up a plump chick and fucked her on the couch

"Picked daisies? Jump up on your dick while no one's around!"

Suggested sex and creampie instead of playing sudoku and she said yes

Helped his girlfriend cum in the restaurant

He's got a nice dick 😍 He puts it in me, I get orgasms

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

She's going to undress now! It seems that someone will have sex

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

Husband, I'm cumming, don't interrupt - I promise I won't bring home a creampie

She left her boyfriend to go fuck himself. Fuck the first guy you meet, will you fuck him?

Taken by the throat, put in, roughly fucked, voila, orgasm after orgasm

She swallows her dick up to her throat, so she'll like rough fucking

Oh, come on, creampie. I put a condom on your ass, how come?

I want to cum in the doggystyle position. Until I shiver in orgasm, lick and fuck

This is what happens when you go into your brother's room without permission

Almost got caught, but I'll suck it till you come - I'm not shy

Got an orgasm, jumping on his dick - now I'm going to flood her pussy with cum

Honey, take it easy - we just came at the same time, and you still want